Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My vagina is very pro this idea
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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