haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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