would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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