I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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