he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
