i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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