i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think people are normalizing furries
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