I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
love makes seman taste better
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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