Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize