if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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