He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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