Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's just like the Real World with babies
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
