4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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