I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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