If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Two words: nipple clamps
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