The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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