That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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