How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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