Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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