Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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