so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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