This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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