I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
