I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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