Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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