Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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