every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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