I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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