so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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