well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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