I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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