What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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