Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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