he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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