I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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