its not stalking. its research.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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