what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
well you can't waste a boner
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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