She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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