sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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