This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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