Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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