Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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