There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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