"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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