Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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