after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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