y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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