Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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