she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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