do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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