Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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