after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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