Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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