WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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