shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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