im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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