I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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